idratherbeinthefayz:

keepmywhiskeyneat:

glow-cloudwatcher240:

drinkmasturbatecry:

foundorfollowed:

spoopylesbianronweasley:

postbusters:

timmy-tech:

Works every time.. :) 

DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE

omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised

honestly now

ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.

the fuck is wrong with you

ICE CREAM TOO HARD? YOUR MOM PUT A CURSE ON YOUR ICE CREAM. KILL HER IN HER SLEEP TO BREAK THE CURSE. 

I hate this fucking website

idratherbeinthefayz:

keepmywhiskeyneat:

glow-cloudwatcher240:

drinkmasturbatecry:

foundorfollowed:

spoopylesbianronweasley:

postbusters:

timmy-tech:

Works every time.. :) 

DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE

omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised

honestly now

ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.

the fuck is wrong with you

ICE CREAM TOO HARD? YOUR MOM PUT A CURSE ON YOUR ICE CREAM. KILL HER IN HER SLEEP TO BREAK THE CURSE. 

I hate this fucking website

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

I am learning every day to allow the space between where I am and where I want to be to inspire me and not terrify me.

Tracee Ellis Ross (via wordsthat-speak)